Welcome to Mr. Dean's list.
If you are a college student or went to a pretentious high school, you are probably familiar with the dean's list. According to wikipedia, the dean's list is reserved for students "who achieve high grades during their stay in an academic term or academic year".
Well I didn't want to waste my time studying in high school and I'm failing out of college, so I've asexually conceived Mr. Dean's list. Following the footsteps of one of history's greatest entrepreneurs, Santa Claus, both the good and the bad will make the overall list. Although there will be no short term reward for the good, the idea behind the site is that Mr. Dean's list will become a widely sought out resource for opinion, similar to the bible or metacritic, and that people will raise their children or illegally download music according to my maxims.
So in the short term, thanks for reading, although it will one day inevitably be you thanking me for posting .